Turbo
 

Sell the airline to Myanmar, I am sure their government can do a better job of running an airline than United. Fire the CEO, and stop those stupid commercials we are forced to watch about how wonderful United is when the service is so far from the commerical it will take them 50 years to get there. Who cares about how many planes they have painted, or flat beds when the plane you are on will not fly, and then they lie to you about what the problem is for the delay or cancellation. This airline is the worst in the world.