Well, once again I have another simpleton who just doesn't get it. Fact is, it IS about me. I don't give a **** about any other travelers, I give a **** about ME, so you are wrong in saying that it's not about me.
It doesn't matter though, because I figured something out after this post. See, this is a site where you can COMPLAIN about airlines and whatnot, but when I do it, I'm either 12 years old, or up for a darwin award.
I realize that Horizon/Alaska flies quite a few places, but we know that as a general rule, most people that fly this airline go to a ****ty little dump called Seattle.
If I were to bet money that at least one of you were from said city, I would most likely win. I know Seattle pretty well, and this site is just an extention of Seattle Craigs list. It's a place where everyone can complain, but if you don't agree with what someone has to say, it goes right to name calling, and forcing your stupidity on ME.
One ******* suggested I just quit my job and move to LA. That's a good idea I guess. I could move to the second biggest dump in the U.S. or I could simply quit my six figure a year job. Makes perfect sense to do one of those fine choices doesn't it.
Look, this site is a place where people come to complain, so I complained. If you don't understand my complaint, then leave me the **** alone. It's called a rant...I am VENTING about what I, as in ME, consider insanity in air travel.
What I am NOT doing is giving a **** about what YOU have to say in any capacity.
You said that you fly a lot too, yet you hear these speeches and the morons who hold up security with their little bottles of crap, but you remain completely calm? Of course you do, because you are perfect, and I am just a traveler with a two digit IQ.
I give up, you win. I am stupid, you are smart. I don't know how to travel and you are an expert. I find lunacy in airports, you find a place full of morons to be a fun experience. I don't know anything, you know everything. I only think about me, you think about everybody, and you get hot chicks, and I masturbate 365 times a year.
Is that good enough? I can call you a simple person all day, and by simple I don't mean you like simple things in life, the little things if you will. What I do mean by "simple" is dumb.
So now, once again, I get to have more unpleasant flight experiences because you are simple minded.
I am very thankful that I have you to set me straight, and change my entire belief system, and I am not being sarcastic here, I actually mean that. I will no longer be annoyed by stupid people, I will simply become a stupid person and other stupid people will no longer annoy me. This won't be a far stretch, because after all, I am 12 and have already won your award for "Dumbest complaint ever" so I am well on my way to stardom.
Thank you for making my life rich and wonderful. Where would I be without people like you? Well, for starters I wouldn't be on the verge of insanity, but I have now changed because of your very wise words.
Thank you for my award, I will try to complain about more relavent topics from now on like how proficient the airline industry is so we can have great debates from now on.
Please don't respond to this, I am clearly stating that you have won, and you are better than I could ever hope to be, and thank you again for your insight on this riveting topic that started out as a complaint...on a website devoted to? Complaints!
You are a true genius
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