Complaint: Customer Service Gold Medal in Atrocious Customer Service
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Old Feb 25, 2014, 8:36 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2014
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Default Captain Renault...Casablanca, really??

Captain Renault,

I see you like Casablanca, as all your responses start with "I am shocked," per the movie dialogue below. WHo are you anyway and why do you waste people's time with phony troll responses?

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
[aloud]
Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!