Complaint: In-flight Issue Delta tried to kill me
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Old Oct 4, 2008, 12:02 AM
jimworcs jimworcs is offline
 
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Default Jane... you got issues

There is a difference between negligence and intent... if you had died it is possible (or even probable given the lamentable state of the ridiculously litigous society you live in), that Delta may have been found to have been negligent in contributing to your death. It is a stretch, even for neurotics, to turn this into a specific intent to kill you. How do you imagine this took place. After you had notified about 40 Delta employees of your life-threatening condition, what happened next? Did they form a conspiratorial group and decide to kill you? How do you think they cooked up their evil plan? Perhaps they ordered extra large peanuts for their dastardly plan and ordered their evil flight attendants to co-operate in their "Kill Jane" conspiracy. I hope they gave the FA's the suitable attire of black capes and the opportunity to snicker as they outlined their dastardly deed and plans. I notice however, despite their best efforts you didn't die... perhaps it was because the famous socialite, Bruce Wayne, was onboard and he was able to foil their evil ways with a secret anti-dote whilst Robin wrestled with the wicked FA's in the galley. I am so happy it worked out for you. Keep us up to date with your adventures.. I will keep checking for postings at the same bat time, same bat place...


(Incidently, as they didn't observe the exclusion zone and you survived enough to tell your tale... did it occur to you that in fact your allergy may not be so severe as to require an entire airline to shut down its food service in order to serve you?)