Okay, I just couldn't resist!
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Originally Posted by goosed
The plane that landed in the Hudson crossed my mind. I’m sure it would have been extremely helpful to have a terrified, honking goose flapping all over the cabin during their evacuation. THIS IS NOT A SAFE SITUATION (among other obvious problems), and I cannot believe that any non-third-world airline would tolerate it.
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FA Safety Announcements (Revised):
"In the unlikely event of a water landing, your Emotional Assistance Goose becomes a flotation device!"
